Shit Oscar Says

Shit Oscar Says by Max Ritvo are Wildean aphorisms in the form of tweets. (For Closet Story readers, these are things Oscar says around Annie’s which Lewis furiously uploads to the Internets)

When the literate become the twitterate, the word-profligates shall be exposed as hypocrites #indefenseoftwitter #shitoscarsays

The pith of a pit is treesworth the poetry of a peach. #pithyplinkofprose #shitoscarsays

I prefer the demagogue to the despot; at least he believes his people are good listeners.

Vegetarianism is bigotry. I am equitably unattuned to the welfare of anything tasty.

Some people eat to live. I eat to shatter expectation.

If you want a woman, show her you can provide for her child. If you want a man, show him you can provide for him as if he were a child.

Silliness becomes a man and trivializes a woman. Gravity becomes a woman and trivializes a man.

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